nitrons:

ideal body weight: u on top of me

jameshalpert:

*I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys comes on*

Me:

prozc:

me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

depression-healthy-carrier:

I wish I looked as sick as I feel

At least people would understand

between-stars-and-waves:

z-paladin:

whereshadowsthrive:

Please google crocodile skinks

I love them 

Small and loving dragons with hoards of friends

Tiny Godzilla babies

thesexualquotes:

“half naked cuddling and slow nasty tongue kissing needed now”

— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

shitispuffinup:

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!